Just A Number
Bring it, forties!
I will never mock the gecko again
I called Geico and actually did save more than 15% on my auto insurance.
Whoa.
Bought these today for my kids at a Star Wars/Free Comic Book Day thing.
THEY ARE HILARIOUS! Highly recommended.
I hate rats. When I go to Venice, I’m NOT going under that “ten”.
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| — | My 5 yr old son while watching Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade |
That hurts.
The best part of running a half-marathon was seeing my family at the finish line and having them cheer me on the last 20 yards. Hearing that the casualties in the Boston attacks were people cheering on loved ones breaks my heart.
When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ To this day, especially in times of ‘disaster,’ I remember my mother’s words, and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers—so many caring people in this world.
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| — | Fred Rogers (via thorne-performance) |
From “Downton Abbey” to “90210” in 20 minutes.
Anyone ever notice that somewhere between “Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine,” and “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”…Princess Leia loses her English accent?
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
