Soylent Green for the Soul

May 20

Just A Number

Bring it, forties!

Just A Number

Bring it, forties!

May 10

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May 08

I will never mock the gecko again

I called Geico and actually did save more than 15% on my auto insurance.


Whoa.

May 07

Iron Man 3 at Drafthouse. #IronMan (at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek)

Iron Man 3 at Drafthouse. #IronMan (at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Lake Creek)

May 04

Bought these today for my kids at a Star Wars/Free Comic Book Day thing. 

THEY ARE HILARIOUS! Highly recommended.

Bought these today for my kids at a Star Wars/Free Comic Book Day thing.

THEY ARE HILARIOUS! Highly recommended.

Apr 27

“I hate rats. When I go to Venice, I’m NOT going under that “ten”.” — My 5 yr old son while watching Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade

Apr 23

nathanielstuart:

David Kingham

nathanielstuart:

David Kingham

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Apr 19

Trying to see a special feature on a Netflix DVD…

Apr 16

That hurts.

The best part of running a half-marathon was seeing my family at the finish line and having them cheer me on the last 20 yards. Hearing that the casualties in the Boston attacks were people cheering on loved ones breaks my heart.

Apr 15

“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ To this day, especially in times of ‘disaster,’ I remember my mother’s words, and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers—so many caring people in this world.” — Fred Rogers (via thorne-performance)

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Apr 13

Hut’s knows what’s up. #RiceOwls #Austin #atx

Hut’s knows what’s up. #RiceOwls #Austin #atx

Apr 07

From “Downton Abbey” to “90210” in 20 minutes.

Anyone ever notice that somewhere between “Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine,” and “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”…Princess Leia loses her English accent?image

 

Apr 06

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

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Apr 05

“Ebert Liked It”

These were the words I spoke on most Friday’s when deciding what movie we should watch. RIP, Roger.

Apr 02

I Guess That Was Long Enough

I got laid off today.  Survived 14 years and countless “headcount adjustments.”

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“This place is dead anyways.”