Soylent Green for the Soul

Million dollar idea: the self turning hot dog! This is just the prototype. Look for my Kickstarter announcement coming soon!

sizvideos:

Michael Sam Reacts to Being Drafted by the Rams - Video

I can’t believe ESPN showed this on national TV! Now how am I supposed to explain to my kids that a football player can be happy after being drafted by the Rams?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Right-wing-can't-let-it-go-guy.
Right-wing-ca-
BENGHAZI!!
The leftover Easter jelly beans. That’s about right. #vile

The leftover Easter jelly beans. That’s about right. #vile

Friday night. Vampire Weekend. Austin-style selfie. #atx

Friday night. Vampire Weekend. Austin-style selfie. #atx

President America laughs at your puny musket.

President America laughs at your puny musket.

"He turned the gun sideways! That’s a kill shot! THAT’S A KILL SHOT!" #NerfGangsta

"He turned the gun sideways! That’s a kill shot! THAT’S A KILL SHOT!" #NerfGangsta

Captain America: The Winter Solder…
I loved it. LOVED. IT.

Captain America: The Winter Solder…

I loved it. LOVED. IT.

hughmacleod:

Seneca.

hughmacleod:

Seneca.

Bored Guy At Software Conference Seeks Dirty Girl

Dude seated in front of me at a software conference presentation is browsing Craig’s List Adult Personals.

This adventure is made possible by generations of searchers strictly adhering to a simple set of rules; test ideas by experiment and observation, build on those ideas that past the test, reject the ones that fail. Follow the evidence wherever it leads, and question.. everything. Accept these terms, and the cosmos is yours..

Cosmos: A Space Time Odyssey - "Standing Up in the Milky Way" - Neil deGrasse Tyson

(via kenobi-wan-obi)

choses-que-jadore:

Last day of How I Met Your Mother shooting
9125 scenes, 208 episodes, 9 seasons

I’M SO SADDDDDDDDDDDD