I decided to come up with my own “photo-a-day” idea. #songLyricADay #oneWeek #bareNakedLadies
Like A Secret Fraternity
The reaction I get from complete strangers when I wear this shirt out is AWESOME. I wore this to ACL Fest last weekend and no fewer than a dozen people stopped me to tell me they loved the shirt. My favorite was a college age guy walking like 20 feet away from me who yelled, “There’s always money in the banana stand!”
Breaking Bad on the brain
6 yr old son: Daddy, today at school we talked about Meth.
Son: we talked about how 10 plus 10 is 20.
Me: *MATH* oh, you talked about math.
Son: That’s what I said.
Autocorrect knows what’s up.
Cognitive Dissonance is alright...if you're 7
7 yr old daughter: Raise your hand if you believe in God! <no hand raised>
me: <no hand raised>
my 5 yr old son: <no hand raised>
me: So you guys don't believe in God? Why not?
7 yr old: A guy who lives in the sky and knows everything? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
< a week later>
7 yr old daughter: Daddy, is Santa real or is it mommies and daddies?
me: Uh...what do you think?
7 yr old daughter: I think he's real because mommies and daddies wouldn't stay up all night putting together presents. THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Just switched from Windows to Mac at work…
My daughter’s first text via her iPod.
BOTH KIDS OFFICIALLY IN SCHOOL! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
The wife and I are officially Cumberbitches.
Finally saw The Office series finale
What a satisfying way to end it all.
Breaking Bad, S1E1
Holy shit, now I get what all the fuss is about.
It’s impossible to NOT chew too much Big League Chew.
The ability to sing multi-voice harmonies is insignificant next to the power of the Force.