May you have a merry holiday filled with family, friends, and a glass of your favorite cheer.
Tryptophan : me :: Ivan Drago : Apollo Creed
I’m not gonna lie, I’m pretty proud of this one. #songlyricaday #jinglebells
#songlyricaday #sammyHagar #icantdrive55
I decided to come up with my own “photo-a-day” idea. #songLyricADay #oneWeek #bareNakedLadies
Like A Secret Fraternity
The reaction I get from complete strangers when I wear this shirt out is AWESOME. I wore this to ACL Fest last weekend and no fewer than a dozen people stopped me to tell me they loved the shirt. My favorite was a college age guy walking like 20 feet away from me who yelled, “There’s always money in the banana stand!”
Breaking Bad on the brain
6 yr old son: Daddy, today at school we talked about Meth.
Son: we talked about how 10 plus 10 is 20.
Me: *MATH* oh, you talked about math.
Son: That’s what I said.
Autocorrect knows what’s up.
Cognitive Dissonance is alright...if you're 7
7 yr old daughter: Raise your hand if you believe in God! <no hand raised>
me: <no hand raised>
my 5 yr old son: <no hand raised>
me: So you guys don't believe in God? Why not?
7 yr old: A guy who lives in the sky and knows everything? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
< a week later>
7 yr old daughter: Daddy, is Santa real or is it mommies and daddies?
me: Uh...what do you think?
7 yr old daughter: I think he's real because mommies and daddies wouldn't stay up all night putting together presents. THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Just switched from Windows to Mac at work…